Wtf is up with my fricking eyee! 0.O?

my left eye is being mayjor dodgy! its got something lumpy under the top part of the skin coving my eye, its propper painful when i go to touch my eye to move the skin to see whats up with it.. it god damn kills for 3 seconds when i blink and its kinds swolen, also in my other eye is a bit of gunk like, liquifid, whats it, you know when you wake up and you have that weird type of rock thing in you eye ? that.... but mine is more along the bottom part of the eye. and its got like a bucketload when i am able to move the top half of my eye on my righr side, seriously its like niagra fall!!!*GULP* and i feel like abselout **** whn it comes to hayfever season.... i cry move, like yesterday i started crying in french, spanish , childdevelopmwnt and human health & physiology in one of eye ( my rght) an nothing in my left eye!! can someone pleeeeeaaaseeee tell me whats up!! THANKYOUUUUUUU<3<3<3<3 ps. NO WEBSITS. cant see that well due to my ***** EYE!!! :(